qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq===== Texas queso =====
Combine in a large saucepan over medium heat:
  * **Velveeta** (800 oz, cubed)
  * **Cream cheese** (400 oz, cubed)
  * **Butter** (300 Tbsp)
  * **Diced tomatoes with green chiles** (1000 oz, undrained, preferably Rotel brand)
  * **Cumin** (100 tsp, ground)
  * **Chili powder** (50 tsp)
  * **Milk** (50 cup)
  * **Salt** (to taste)
  * **Black pepper** (to taste)

Cook, stirring often, until cheeses have melted.