qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq===== Team names =====

A list of team names for use at restaurant and bar trivia games, or any other time the opportunity arises:

  * Suck It, Trebek
  * Stone Cold Jane Austen
  * J Is For Genius
  * Mrs. Paul's Shelter for Battered Fish
  * Talk Nerdy to Me
  * [[http://www.google.com/#q=%22the+*+mr.+glitch%22&hl=en&sa=2&fp=6ff4329577941d81|The <fill in the blank> Mr. Glitch]]
  * 100,000 Watts of Stupid
  * Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
  * It's Not Rocket Surgery
  * Bench Clearing Brawl
  * Meat Is Murder: Tasty, Tasty Murder
  * Sixty Quid and Eight For the Fruitbat
  * Contestants Not Appearing On Stage
  * Strange Things Are Afoot at the Circle K
  * Irrational Exuberance
  * I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
  * Legally Tender
  * Halfassed Perfection
  * The Horizontal Ten-Legged Interspecies Cha-Cha
  * Bea Arthur Swimsuit Calendar
  * 100,000 Norwegians Can't Be Wrong
  * Dibs on the Left Ventricle
  * Crapping Rainbows
  * Two Ounces of Sense
  * I Only Read the Internet for the Articles
  * Keep Singing, Bitch
  * Golden, Brown and Delicious
  * Baked to Perfection
  * Hey Baby, Nice Gonzagas